The sound clips below range anywhere from 410k to 660k. For those of you that don't speak computer that means it will take a minute or two to download on a 56K modem so please be patient. It'll be worth the wait.

To listen to a sound clip, click on the title link to download. If your browser gives you the error that the program that created the file cannot be found choose Save File. You may download a free player from RealPlayer 8 Basic for Mac or Windows 95/98 with a Pentium processor. RealPlayer 5.0 for Windows 3.1, NT, 3.5x or Unix. If you are a WebTV user, your system already supports RealAudio. Once you have installed RealPlayer open the application go to File then Open File and locate the clip. It should begin to play. Enjoy!